1. Guerrillas is to live in huts of Montecarmelo the Chintu, tics, San Bartolo, Los Angeles, Ilopango or any of those populous districts. Urban living
command in near the Terminal de Oriente, Soyapango or Apopa, where danger lurks and the police do not exist.
2. It is very colorful and friendly diaper Funes walk listening dogcatcher, bachata or tex mex to fall on the school bugs. The urban guerrilla educated
hear Pearl Jam, Caetano Veloso, Cesaria Evora or U2.
3. Tart chupacorneta FMLN is that whines, he bathes with still water on tap.
An honest citizen, used the shower and has water 24 hours a day because they pay with the sweat of their labor service.
4. It is a complete bug schoolhouse using a pistol or a revolver during a manisfestación.
A true member of the BRES, craft used shotguns, Molotov cocktails and rifles AK -47.
5. Ladybugs bite is taking Frutsi pillows. The good guerrilla Trenzuda sucks, Indio, Tic Tac or squat. Much less making
Cremora coffee, that's bug diapers and in heat.
6. Butterflies recontra is declared not to be attracted by the Star Light nalgotas, mayor of Apopa, or want to suck you Violeta Menjivar it off. True guerrinche
seek the opportunity to take pictures of this enormous amount of fat on your cell phone when it is neglected and if possible pisarsela.
7. Toothless alligator is (because it only stands with its tail) lift the left hand to sing the anthem of El Salvador. True flies bridges
a fuck that letter he does mourn the guerrillas who fled the country and now live in Australia, Italy and wet in the U.S..
8. Oral milker is taken seriously anonymous penises all that is said in open forum Gerardo Barrios
Square on Friday afternoon while spending two hours standing in putting a big asshole carota shelf.
The real sniper, to Mario Belloso, is well placed to cock and whistles are old and when you can burn a couple of American flags.
9. It is typical of someone with the dilated anus off the heat of the poles to hang banners guerrillas during the campaign. All male penis
wide must be prepared to receive an electric shock (and is recontra pipián die if that happens).
10. Chihuahua dog is in heat put bandanas to cover their faces while staining the walls of private buildings in each Labor Day march. True chafiquista
hit the television cameras, burning cars, stealing everything he can to attack
establishments because morality does not exist for him, though his picture out in the papers.
11. It is a sad little person resentful gay protest at the Presidential Palace, the Ministry of Labor and the U.S. embassy
because you have been denied visa. The third-born, Atlacatl son sells up the ass to go wet, work illegally and send the little bastard
winning two jobs to support a herd of poor.
12. It is queer, very queer, ass with vertigo, go to each event, those who leave the Savior of the World
with Che shirts, Schafick Handal, carrying flags of Cuba and Venezuela in his black cap.
And ass asshole with AIDS and geared used to disgust of the population a shirt that says "Friend of Mauritius" just to see if it picks up a government post. True honest guanaco
know that friends are to suck cock made, go to the Lips and be an ass.
13. It makes mariconcito gargle with semen knowing all the songs or sing Guaraguao this stupidity of the Caravan of Joy. True Salvadoran
preferred Marito Rivera, Los Hermanos Flores and Salsa Clave while eating pupusas with a cock hot tanned without washing their hands.
PASS THIS TO ALL YOUR TRUE SALVADORANS LIST FOR LONGER THAN PIRICUACOS TAN AND NOT COME TO SUCH PENDEJADITAS to be friends with Mauricio Funes.
